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This is the way our lives will become more animated in a world full of fake news.

Paul Ryan actually alien embryo escaped from
Planned Parenthood facility on Pluto.
Hillary Clinton retired from politics, now head pizza chef at Chuckie Cheese.
Bernie Sanders records an LP of soul standards for STAX.
And the Pope approves smoking two packs of Marlboro lights a day.

Geert Wilders and Hans Klok use the same shampoo but disagree on conditioner.
Julian Assange gives Ecuadorian ambassador ass massages in exchange for asylum.
Edwin Snowden confirmed by Russian Orthodox Church as the second coming of Christ but even Snowden don’t believe the hype.
Kanye West, well that brother has got webbed feet.
And Brexit to contain more vitamins and minerals than breakfast porridge.

Vladimir Putin not happy with porn name of “Ivan Put-it-in.”
Trump Industries create a butt plug that will keep members of Congress squirming in their seats the next 4 years.
American Democrats regret financing Dumb and Dumber 2 with funds set aside for FBI.
And Obama enlisted old school hiphop elite to instruct him on best technic for an authentic mic drop.

Black Lives Matter leader caught in bed with Grand Wizard of Kentucky KKK.
Netanyahu’s ex confirms childhood circumcision left the Prime Minister with very small penis.
Palestinians feel co-opted by aparthied embrace West Bank settlements and moreand more Jewish strip malls.
Aboriginal cultures around the world celebrate
the European Union, Britian, Australia and America on the brand new Western Expansion Day.

Facebook “live” feed now from beyond the grave.


released April 1, 2017
Words : Joshua Baumgarten
Music : Tom de Haan, Lars van der Weiden, Mishal Zeera
Composition/Production : Mishal Zeera



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The Irrational Library Haarlem, Netherlands

The Irrational Library is a new project crossing the streams of spoken word poetry and get down boogie for your brain rock n roll music. The Irrational Library is the party protest band for modern times. A spiritual uplift to put a sway in your hips and take you along a real fine mental trip. ... more

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