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When I asked my wife what she wanted to have for dinner, I already had this in mind.

Canadian Bacon & circumcision
the Palestinian Authority & pulled pork
Kosher Pickles & predatory predilictions

Coffee Danish & the slow destruction of democracy
cosmetic surgery & a slice of pepperoni pizza
Dunkin Donuts & moral tooth decay

Spaghetti Bolognese & human slavery
carpet bombings & baked Alaska
Grilled cheese & a rack of golden teeth

Pastrami on rye & the nazi party
Bank fraud & an everything bagel with vegetable cream cheese
Perogie’s & polygamy

Chicken cacciatore & chaos in the streets
#metoo & deep fried mozzarella sticks
Hush puppies & the Pulitzer Prize

Hot buttered popcorn & health care coverage
Corporate drug kingpins & clean drinking water
Carmelized apples & serial killers

Gummy bears & going through the motions
Denuclearization & dim-sum
Vanilla milkshakes & veneral disease

Hormone injected Hamburgers & black tar heroine
Suicide hotline & turkey hot dogs
Fish & Chips & reconstructed vaginal lips

Pork chops & political handjobs
Anal beads & Fox News news feeds
Mushroom risotto & the good old reach around

Eggs Benedict & Immigration invasion
God Bless America & and low fat ice cream
Buttermilk pancakes & presidential tax evasion

Prime rib & abortion
Minimum wage & wagyu beef meatballs
Vegetarian Burritos & bullet proof backpacks

Chicken fried steak & the space force
Alimony payments & roast suckling pig on a spit
Personal space & just please give me something cold
to wash it all down with.

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from Everything At All Times and All Things At Once, released September 20, 2019

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